Welcome to Dr. Grimmy’s Old time Medicine and conversation extravaganza! The radio show that will Cure What Ails You!

Step right up ladies and gentleman and any others. If you have something that ails you, a problem, a challenge, a struggle we have the cure! Are you bored, disdainful, thoughtful, maudlin, frustrated or constipated? We have the cure you have been waiting for.

Myself, world famous Dr. Grimmy and my faithful erstwhile assistant Jake the Snake Garn, cosmic serpent, master of hidden wisdom and owner of copious amounts of inner light, we will teach you, you will learn and you will be happy.

And so my fine ladies and gentleman and others, please step right up, all you have to do is listen. We will sell you the right snake oil, it will cure what ails you and if nothin ails you it will cure that too.

We will teach you the secrets of the ages and the esotericness of esoteric, so enter with us now into the inner circle of sacred wisdom, here you will find what you are looking for.