This Saturday, from Ragnarök’s god-slaying ice giants to Revelation’s horsemen, from Yellowstone blowing its top to a rogue planet called Nibiru, humanity’s had no shortage of doomsday scenarios. Scientists warn of asteroids and gamma ray bursts, conspiracy buffs fear alien harvests and AI overlords, and somewhere, a New Age guru swears planetary alignment will turn us into cosmic toast. Whether the end comes with fire, ice, or a politely worded email from a robot, one thing’s certain—humans will never stop predicting it. So grab your tinfoil hat and canned beans… the end is just around the corner.
