This Sadurday, Dr. Grimmy is tuning his transmitter to the subsonic frequencies of the deep, broadcasting our latest episode in nothing but authentic whale song—because let’s face it, human language has always been a bit too limited for the cosmic scale. We are plumbing the depths of the clerical necromantic underground, pulling back the curtain on the messy, ethereal mechanics of spectral possession.
Naturally, our investigation wouldn’t be complete without addressing the town’s resident Night Hag. It is a mystery that has haunted our coven for generations: for a creature so dedicated to the dark arts, why is she so utterly incapable of being cute? We’ll be dissecting her complete lack of charm and why those jagged teeth just never quite make the cut.
From the shifting tectonic plates of the afterlife to the inherent absurdity of being a spirit trapped in an ugly vessel, it’s a journey through the grotesque and the grand. Tune in and give us a call.
